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The Gold Thinker lamp

Β£24.99
  • Mirror-gold figure wearing his lampshade as a head
  • Five poses to choose from, or collect the set
  • Cordless and rechargeable, touch to switch on
  • About 16 to 19.5 cm tall, depending on the pose
  • Cordless
  • Touch on/off
  • Three light colours
  • 16 to 19.5 cm tall
Pose: Cross-legged

Free tracked UK delivery. Dispatched within 1 working day, then usually 4 to 5 working days to your door.

  • 12-month replacementIf it stops working
  • 30-day returnsUnused, boxed
  • Tracked deliveryEvery order
  • Gift noteYour message in the parcel
  • The Neonest glow promise. The Neonest glow promise: if it arrives faulty or stops working within 12 months, we replace it; if you don't love it, return it within 30 days.
  • Dispatched within 1 working day, then tracked delivery to the UK, usually 4 to 5 working days. Delivery is free on every UK order.
  • Gift note. Your message in the parcel
  • Better in pairs. The Bedroom Glow set costs less than buying separately
  • Prices left out. Ask and we leave prices out of a gift parcel

A mirror-gold little figure who wears his lampshade as a head. Choose from five poses. Cordless and rechargeable, with a touch switch on the shade, so he can sit on a shelf, a desk or a sideboard.

  1. Choose a pose.
  2. Order today.
  3. Charge it with its charging lead.
  4. Tap the shade to switch it on and off.
Size
16 to 19.5 cm tall, 8 to 13 cm wide, depending on the pose (maker's listing)
Light
Integrated LED. Light colour and dimming steps to be confirmed with the maker
Control
Touch
Weight
About 0.5 kg boxed (maker's listing)
Delivery
Dispatched within 1 working day, then tracked delivery to the UK, usually 4 to 5 working days. For Christmas, order by Friday 27 November 2026.

What happens after you order

  1. TodayYou order
  2. Within 1 working dayDispatched
  3. 4 to 5 working days laterAt your door
  4. ThenSet it upTap the shade to switch it on and off.

NEONEST

Why you'll love it

01

A lamp that looks like a sculpture

Switched off, he is a gold ornament on a shelf. Switched on, he is a warm little light.

02

No cable on show

Charge him up, then put him anywhere; no socket needed.

03

Pick a pose, or a few

Five poses sit well side by side on a shelf or along a sideboard.

What's in the box

  • Lamp and charging lead

Safety and age

Batteries / power
Built-in rechargeable battery (maker's listing). Charging lead type to be confirmed with the maker
Safety
Safety: UKCA/CE marking, the charging lead and the built-in battery's safety report (UN38.3) are to be confirmed with the maker before anything ships.

Made for

Perfect for

  • Shelf and sideboard styling
  • Housewarming and birthday gifts
  • Secret Santa

Not for

  • Main room lighting
  • Children's play (it is decorative, not a toy)

Up close

A mirror-gold finish that picks up the light around it, even when he is switched off.

Why Neonest

FeatureNeonestPlain bedside lamp
CableCordless, rechargeablePlug-in
SwitchTouch the shadeFiddly switch
LookA gold sculpture, switched off or onPlain

The Neonest glow promise: if it arrives faulty or stops working within 12 months, we replace it; if you don't love it, return it within 30 days.

Questions

Is it real gold?

No. It is a resin figure with an electroplated gold finish, polished to a mirror shine.

How long does the battery last?

It depends on brightness. We confirm the maker's run time and battery capacity before your order ships.

When will it arrive?

Dispatched within 1 working day, then tracked delivery to the UK, usually 4 to 5 working days. For Christmas, order by Friday 27 November 2026.

Can I return it?

Tell us within 30 days of delivery and send it back unused in its box for a refund. Arrived faulty or stops working within 12 months? We replace it. Your statutory rights are not affected.

Is it a good gift?

It comes boxed, and you can add a gift note at checkout. We can leave prices out of the parcel.